Almost GoneYou Ain't Safe
Crystal-Trim Zip-Front Blazer Dress
$132
USD5.0 (54)A tailored blazer mini in matte onyx crepe, wired down every seam with hand-set crystal rhinestones. The shawl collar plunges to an exposed silver zip that runs the full length of the dress — zip it high for a slick evening look, or drop it low for something dangerous.
- · Structured stretch crepe · four-way stretch
- · Shawl collar · plunging zip-front neckline
- · Hand-set crystal rhinestone piping down princess seams
- · Rhinestone safety-pin cluster at left shoulder
- · Long fitted sleeves · silver working zip
- · Contour-hugging mini silhouette · fully lined
- · Sizes 1X–5X · drafted on 3X
- · Spot clean only · do not iron over stones
Size
Quantity
Everything you need to feel confident before you order.
On the Model
Wearing size 2X
Height 5'9"
Bust 44" · Waist 38" · Hip 50"
Wearing size 2X
Fit Feedback
True to size · order your usual
Stretch: Moderate (●●●○○)
Inseam: 30" · Rise: 12" (high-rise)
Best For Body Types
Hourglass · nips the smallest part of the waist
Pear · shapes and lifts the hip line
Apple · defines waist without pulling
Rectangle · adds curve through hip and bust
Styling Suggestions
Pair with a nude bralette for a clean neckline
Gold hoops · block heel · a red lip
Layer with a cropped blazer for day-to-night
Between sizes? Size down for a snugger silhouette; size up for a relaxed drape. Every piece is drafted on a size 18 form and graded up and down — your curves are the starting point, not an afterthought.
Zip up. Cause problems.
You Ain't Safe is built around one silver zip and a lot of nerve. The crepe is dense and structured so the shape holds — no cling at the waist, no sag at the hip. Every rhinestone is hand-set on tone-matched trim so the sparkle reads architectural, not busy. The safety-pin cluster at the shoulder is a fixed embellishment, not functional, and stays flat under a coat. Wear with a bare leg and a pointed heel — this dress does the rest.
Fabric
93% Poly · 7% Elastane crepe
Fully lined bodice and skirt
Care
Spot clean only
Do not iron directly over rhinestones
Model
Wearing size 2X
Height 5'9"
Made
Designed in Atlanta
Ethically produced